Super Hero Name: Erin

Special abilities:
somnambulism
opening up a black, existentialist hole of anxiety, guilt and depression that swallows things up
being ultra polite to strangers
recycling and composting
saving up for retirement

Lacks:
necessary funds
cheering squad

Strengths:
tests of logic
understanding bus schedules
impeccable taste in music
daydreaming

Weaknesses:
penicillin
fabric softener
job interviews
relentless idealism

Signature Move:
folding kleenex into little squares

Uniform:
most likely blue

Mission:
fuck, I don't know

Nemesisses:
multiple