Introducing my new, holiday inspired clothing line!

I have decided that there isn't enough hideous holiday wear out there so I'm designing my own.



I call this one "illumination."



Note the candycane Greek spiral trim. Only the highest quality for you.



This one was inspired by Godzilla vs. Mothra.



"non-conformity"

You can do it too. It's horribly addictive. We Love Holiday Sweaters. We Hate Sheep.