"It's too quiet in here. We should turn on some music so it will be ambiotic."
"Ambiotic? Like a sack of fluid?"
"No, like ambient, all around you."
"So music fills the air like a sack of fluid."
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Dad, on seeing my sister try to place the plum and the pear ornaments together on the tree:
"Stop that! You'll make it look like a fucking tree!"
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