To do:

Create a chair entirely out of hands in various positions. Human hands. Fibreglass human hands. But only hands cut off of fibreglass liars and thieves, because otherwise this would be a sick and disgusting endeavour.

Knit a domo-kun mitten. Knit a kitten mitten. Wear both and then see if anyone notices.

Stop writing such schlock.

Escape to Norway.

Find my copy of Maestro.

Overcome my fear of hammocks.

Drink heavily.

Get a typewriter.

Find the meaning of the earth in a single grain of sand, drop it and then find it again in a completely different grain of sand.

Molotov cocktail party at my place. You bring bottles and I'll provide the gas.

Eat brains.