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Dear madam,

We regret to inform you that your message could not be delivered. The intended recipient, J. Christ, is currently on long-term leave and will be out of the office for an unspecified period of time.

Your inquiry has been placed in queue and will be forwarded to Him upon His return. However, due to the large volume of mail we receive daily, it is unlikely you will receive a response until approximately 137 years after the Second Coming. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause.

In the future, please refrain from using modern languages such as English in messages, as it puts added pressure on our translation department and slows down the process for all. Further inquiries should be made in Greek or Hebrew. We thank-you in advance for your compliance.

Should you require immediate assistance, feel free to contact any of the individuals listed on the attached sheet.

Kind regards,

J. Seraph
Out-of-Office Reply Agent
The desk of J. Christ
Saviour