Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Tree conversations


"It's too quiet in here. We should turn on some music so it will be ambiotic."

"Ambiotic? Like a sack of fluid?"

"No, like ambient, all around you."

"So music fills the air like a sack of fluid."


Dad, on seeing my sister try to place the plum and the pear ornaments together on the tree:

"Stop that! You'll make it look like a fucking tree!"