Take your kids to work week is like so six years ago

1. And in the beginning there was breakfast of oatmeal and kiwi and Erin put milk on the oatmeal but sugar she did not eat because it is white death. 2. And it was good. As good as bland crap like oatmeal can be.

3. And Erin was made to stand and wait for the bathroom. And Erin danced up and down and crossed her legs and got pissed off until someone let her in.

4. And Erin's father said "Daughter, thou art lazy. Come to work with me that I might have lunch with thee." 5. And Erin had other plans for today but she said yes anyways.

6. Erin's father's office is constantly full of people. 7. And Erin met Leila and said hello. 8. And Erin met a girl that looked like Pink and said hello. 9. And Erin met a girl that dresses like a clown and calls herself Muffin and said hello. 10. And mostly Erin just sat around doing nothing.

11. And Erin watched a presentation at the school. And it was good.

12. And then they went for Chinese for lunch and it was good. 13. And Erin was unable to finish her lunch so she got it packed up in one of those styrofoam thingies. 14. And she felt bad because the styrofoam thingie will eventually end up in a landfill.

15. And the unplanned activities of the day took precidence over the planned. 16. And Erin did not go erging like she had planned. 17. And Erin knows that she has to get down to coxswain weight by September or she's cut from the rowing team. 18. Again.

19. But lo, Erin's books were due at the library. 20. And Erin thought, I am very lazy and broke so I have no bus fare. 21. And Erin renewed them for another four months on the internet. 22. She has had them for eight already. 23. And it was good.