Showering 8:15

And there was only a sliver of soap left and Erin said "Lo! There is only a sliver of soap left!" And she divided the sliver into two slivers of soap so there would be two slivers of soap instead of one.

And then Erin said unto herself "Lo! I have created two pieces of soap from one. I shall bathe and be clean." And it was good.

And Erin turned off the water and squeezed out her hair. And Erin took hold of the shower curtain with the tips of her fingers and pulled gently.

And the curtain rod fell upon Erin's head.

And Erin stood there.

And Erin laughed.

And Erin made up her hands into fists and beat them upon her breast and roared.