Sick

I don't have a garburator so stuff that eventually goes moldy in my fridge eventually goes down the toilet. My mother made the poorly timed suggestion that I should clean the rotten things out of my fridge today. I had to tell her that no, I'd already seen enough of the inside of the toilet for one day.

I wish ice cream tasted as good coming up as going down.

And someone tried to hack into my ebay account. They're clever, those hackers.