Devon was in poor form last night. Most days he's a constant stream of innuendo and wordplay But we had to look elsewhere for entertainment. It was like he was barely at his own party, like he's finally realized exactly how long he's going to be away and what he's been dragged into.
It was far too hot at his house and we got bored watching the 10th generation inbred mutant guppies so we ran down to the waterpark, where we all got thoroughly soaked in our clothes. It was so hot out that by the time we walked the one block back to the house I was almost completely dry.
I think Devon's in for a culture shock. There's a good chance that he might be one of the tallest people in China by this time tomorrow. Someone really should have tied a brick to his head when he was younger.
Right now I'm eating tortellini with raspberries on top. I have nothing interesting to say.
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