Deconstruct some of your bones

Good morning, magic 8 ball on Michelle's desk. Are you well today?
As I see it, yes.
Good. I like good news. Wasn't it cold in that meeting?
Most likely.
So it wasn't just me?
No.
Do you ever get tired of having people ask you stupid questions?
Better not tell you now.
Questions like does he really like me?
Yes.
Will I get an A on my exam?
Answer hazy. Try again.
Is my sister really an alien adopted from another planet?
Yes.
Am I asking stupid questions?
Signs point to yes.
Do you actually like being cheap entertainment at parties?
Don't count on it.
Do you ever feel limited by just yes and no? I mean, the world's not just black and white.
Yes.
Does that make you feel sad?
Signs point to yes.
Do you want to change?
No.
Why not? Are you afraid?
Most likely.
You sound like one complex piece of plastic.
Certainly.
Is our conversation over?
Yes.
Will we meet again?
Most likely.