- tole painting
- rustic cutesy artsy craftsy handmade-looking decorative crap that serves no purpose other than to just sit there and look handmade craftsy artsy cutesy rustic
- furniture that is prematurely aged and made to look "antique" by people who beat the shit out of it in random ways that in no way shape or form correspond to how furnature would be beaten up and abused had it actually been old and well used
- that crackle paint that you buy in hardware stores and craft stores that you paint on things to make the paint look like it's cracking and peeling off
- the practice of hanging copper pots and kitchen utensils off of your livingroom walls as a means of decoration
- those Jack-In-The-Box burger clown car antenna balls and people who put those on their cars
I mean, ugh!
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