People look at me and tell me they wish they had long hair like me. I smile because it's technically a compliment but really what I'd like to say is:
No, no you don't.
The above is a picture of the head on my vacuum cleaner after one full sweep of my carpet. It is so clogged with hair, it will not pick up anything until I pick all the hair out with tweezers. If it doesn't get clogged there, it'll clog the bag instead.
Not to mention, I go through shampoo and conditioner by the bucket, and when I shower, my wet hair likes to squish itself between my butt cheeks, which I find extremely annoying.
It also gets wound up around my neck when I sleep so I wake up all nice and noosed.
So no, you don't want long hair. You just want to admire it on other people, that's all.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Posted by erin at 1:08 PM