Sunday, June 22, 2008

71/365: R.

The local narc. He put his stick-thin Japanese wife on the Atkins diet and nearly starved her to death, while telling everyone how absolutely wonderful it was. "Erin, don't you just love to eat a nice juicy steak?" he said.

"Not really."

"What about pork chops? I bet you love pork chops."

"Not really."

"What do you eat then?"