Hey woman!

I was expecting a phone call but I wasn't exactly expecting this:

"Hey woman!"

"Hey"

"How are you?"

"I'm fine."

"Are you sure? You sound different today."

"No, I'm okay."

"Wait a minute, this isn't Alicia, is it?"

"No, it's not."

"Shit. Sorry to bother you."

"No problem."

In other news, apparently there was a tsunami warning here and I didn't hear about it. So much for expensive early warning technology.