"What? More wine? Are you trying to booze me up or something?"
"You're so eccentric, Erin. I made you that way. You were weird as a child and I never stopped you."
"Yeah, but at least you never had boring kids."
"No, I never had boring kids. It would have been no fun having kids that were just like everyone else's."
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"What? There's another sip in my glass? I thought I'd drank it all. You know, I used to wonder what wild animals felt like. And fur coats. What would they feel like? And then I realized that the cat's got fur and that's what fur would feel like. It was like an epiphany. It totally blew my mind."
"Okay, I shouldn't have boozed you up."
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