Friday, June 22, 2007

Keep the lolcats away from me. Seriously.

invisible bike

invisible-shopping-cart

invisiblebreasts1

I try really hard but most nights I can't sleep. Last night as I lay in bed I rolled over on my side, with one arm resting on my mattress and the other kind of parallel to it, up in the air.

All of a sudden the words flew unbidden from my mouth: "Invisible Tom!"

And it was that precise moment that I realized that my geekiness has ascended to all new, previously unimaginable heights. I began to laugh hysterically and then I couldn't get to sleep.

Holy sheisse I must ban myself from the internet.